500 Fun Would You Rather Questions for Kids
These would-you-rather questions spark fun conversations and critical thinking!
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Here are 500 Would-You-Rather Questions for Kids!
- Would you rather eat only chocolate or only vanilla food?
- Would you rather be the most intelligent kid in school or the most popular kid in school and make poor grades?
- Would you rather have a magic mirror or magical long hair?
- Would you rather have an amazing tree house or your whole yard be a trampoline?
- Would you rather be the worst player on a team that always wins or the best player on a team that always loses?
- Would you rather have a room with whiteboard walls that you can draw on or a room where the whole ceiling is one big skylight?
- Would you rather have $100 now or $1000 in a year?
- Would you rather be an athlete in the Summer Olympics or the Winter Olympics?
- Would you rather move to a different city or move to a different country?
- Would you rather have a single pair of eyes on the back of your head or one pair of eyes on each side of your head?
- Would you rather go bungee jumping or go on the tallest roller coaster?
- Would you rather set the table before dinner or wash the dishes after dinner?
- Would you rather live without Netflix or YouTube?
- Would you rather fly in Santa’s sleigh or on Rudolph’s back?
- Would you rather be an Olympic athlete or the President?
- Would you rather be the fastest person in the world or can freeze time?
- Would you rather be a talented engineer or a talented coder?
- Would you rather have a 3d printer or the best phone on the market?
- Would you rather be the best player on a winning team or the worst player on a losing team?
- Would you rather live in a house shaped like a circle or a house shaped like a triangle?
- Would you rather eat rotten eggs or drink sour milk?
- Would you rather speak every language or play every instrument?
- Would you rather go snow skiing or water skiing?
- Would you rather dance or draw?
- Would you rather be able to remember everything in every book you read or remember every conversation you have?
- Would you rather fly to space or visit every country?
- Would you rather sail a boat or ride in a hang glider?
- Would you rather see a fireworks display or go to a concert?
- Would you rather have arms like noodles or legs like noodles?
- Would you rather be amazing at drawing and painting or be able to remember everything you ever read?
- Would you rather have your room redecorated however you want or ten toys of your choice (can be any price)?
- Would you rather always need to shout whenever you speak or always have to whisper?
- Would you rather only be able to whisper or have an incredibly loud voice?
- Would you rather wear dirty underwear all week or eat off dirty plates all week?
- Would you rather have a pet panda bear or a pet zebra?
- Would you rather be able to draw really well or be able to sing really well?
- Would you rather drive a police car or an ambulance?
- Would you rather swim in Jell-O or swim in Nutella?
- Would you rather live in a castle or a spaceship traveling far from Earth?
- Would you rather play with 10 puppies or 10 kittens?
- Would you rather drive go for a drive in a convertible or a double-decker bus?
- Would you rather play hide and seek or dodgeball?
- Would you rather get up very early or stay up very late?
- Would you rather have wings but you can’t fly or have gills but you can’t swim underwater?
- Would you rather eat chicken-flavored cookies or onion-flavored ice cream?
- Would you rather live without music or without movies?
- Would you rather that all your clothes were white or all your clothes were black?
- Would you rather have a nose the size of Pinocchio’s or ears as large as Dumbo’s?
- Would you rather go on an adventure with Moana or live in the jungle with Mowgli?
- Would you rather go to the doctor for a shot or the dentist to get a cavity filled?
- Would you rather turn into a dog or a cat for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather run as fast as The Flash or be as strong as Superman?
- Would you rather drink everything with your ears or eat everything with your belly button?
- Would you rather shovel snow or rake leaves?
- Would you rather have a ten-dollar bill or ten dollars in coins?
- Would you rather be Captain America or Iron Man?
- Would you rather get up early or stay up late?
- Would you rather be the smartest person in the world or the best athlete in the world?
- Would you rather be a keeper or a seeker in Quidditch?
- Would you rather be a scientist or be the boss of a company?
- Would you rather have no air conditioning or no heating?
- Would you rather blow out 50 butterflies every time you sneeze or cough out a mouse every time you cough?
- Would you rather eat a whole lemon or a whole raw potato?
- Would you rather eat dog food or cat food?
- Would you rather it be warm and raining or cold and snowing today?
- Would you rather have hamburgers or hot dogs?
- Would you rather be a master at origami or a master of sleight of hand magic?
- Would you rather sneeze uncontrollably for 15 minutes once every day or sneeze once every 3 minutes of the day while you are awake?
- Would you rather have any book you wanted for free or be able to watch any movie you wanted for free?
- Would you rather own 101 Dalmatians or 1 super dog like Bolt?
- Would you rather be a famous singer or a famous actor?
- Would you rather have to wear a stinky pair of shoes or socks to school every day?
- Would you rather be able to create a new holiday or create a new language?
- Would you rather be able to read minds or see one day into the future?
- Would you rather have beetles in your hair for a week or in your food for a day?
- Would you rather have super strong arms or super strong legs?
- Would you rather be able to breathe fire or breathe underwater?
- Would you rather fly a kite or swing on a swing?
- Would you rather play the guitar or the piano?
- Would you rather kiss a frog or lick a slug?
- Would you rather be able to move wires around with your mind or be able to turn any carpeted floor into a six-foot-deep pool of water?
- Would you rather have ninja-like skills or have amazing coding skills in any language?
- Would you rather sing karaoke with Justin Bieber or Selena Gomez?
- Would you rather be able to learn everything in a book by putting it under your pillow while you slept or be able to control your dreams every night?
- Would you rather have a magic wand or an invisibility cloak?
- Would you rather live in a house of straw or a house of sticks?
- Would you rather have a million dollars in pennies or a hundred million dollars worth of candy?
- Would you rather need to use a litter box to use the bathroom or use the bathroom outdoors?
- Would you rather have wings to fly or gills to breathe underwater?
- Would you rather go to the zoo or an aquarium?
- Would you rather live in a place with a lot of trees or live in a place near the ocean?
- Would you rather ride a skateboard or a bike?
- Would you rather play paintball or laser tag?
- Would you rather use your hands as your feet or your feet as your hands?
- Would you rather drink orange juice or milk?
- Would you rather be able to talk to dogs or cats?
- Would you rather go ice skating or tobogganing?
- Would you rather clean a toilet with your toothbrush or a floor with your tongue?
- Would you rather eat only pink foods or only blue foods?
- Would you rather blow fire or shoot ice balls?
- Would you rather wear flip-flops in the frigid snow or wear four layers of clothing when it is super hot?
- Would you rather have wings or a mermaid tail?
- Would you rather write a hit movie or star in one?
- Would you rather give up bacon or candy?
- Would you rather go on a rollercoaster or go skydiving?
- Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
- Would you rather eat at McDonald’s or at SpongeBob’s restaurant?
- Would you rather have really small hands or really big feet?
- Would you rather live in a mansion in the city or on a farm with lots of animals?
- Would you rather not ever have to go to school or never have to do chores for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather get a paper cut every time you turn a page or bite your tongue every time you eat?
- Would you rather drink chocolate milk or strawberry milk?
- Would you rather have a private movie theater or your own private arcade?
- Would you rather be able to see things that are very far away, like binoculars, or be able to see things very close up, like a microscope?
- Would you rather be able to sing like Ariel or bake like Tiana?
- Would you rather it snow every single day or rain every single day?
- Would you rather randomly turn into a frog for a day once a month or randomly turn into a bird for a day once every week?
- Would you rather have the chance to design a new toy or create a new TV show?
- Would you rather be able to control the weather or have the ability to talk to animals?
- Would you rather be a bird or a horse?
- Would you rather it be warm and raining or cold and snowing?
- Would you rather eat pizza for every meal or ice cream for every meal?
- Would you rather only be able to visit National Parks or only be able to visit amusement parks?
- Would you rather live on a sailboat or in a cabin deep in the woods?
- Would you rather wear nothing but neon orange or neon green for an entire year?
- Would you rather be the funniest person alive or the smartest person alive?
- Would you rather have lice all on your hair or have fleas crawling all over your body?
- Would you rather be able to type/text very fast or be able to read really quickly?
- Would you rather ride a roller coaster or go down a giant water slide?
- Would you rather play soccer or baseball?
- Would you rather have to eat a pizza with shrimp on it or a pizza with Brussels sprouts on it?
- Would you rather sweat sticky lemonade or have your breath always smell like garlic?
- Would you rather know the correct answer for every test you take or never have to take another test again?
- Would you rather be able to find anything that was lost or every time you touched someone they would be unable to lie?
- Would you rather carry a monkey around all day at school or have a group of raccoons follow you?
- Would you rather have hardly any money but lots of friends or be rich and have no friends?
- Would you rather have a jetpack or a jet?
- Would you rather turn into your mom or your dad for one day if you could only choose one?
- Would you rather sing Baby Shark every time you eat or do the Baby Shark dance every time you take a drink?
- Would you rather vomit on your hero or have your hero vomit on you?
- Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?
- Would you rather be able to jump into any picture and instantly be in that place and time but able to return or would you rather be able to take pictures of the future, just stand in a place think of a time in the future and take a picture?
- Would you rather have a jetpack or a hoverboard that actually hovers (no wheels)?
- Would you rather be best friends with your favorite singer or best friends with your favorite TikToker?
- Would you rather dress like a clown or an astronaut for a week?
- Would you rather get a new pair of shoes or a jacket?
- Would you rather be the fastest swimmer on Earth or the third fastest runner on Earth?
- Would you rather go on vacation to a new country every summer vacation or get an extra three weeks of summer break?
- Would you rather be fluent in 10 languages or be able to code in 10 different programming languages?
- Would you rather live without a TV or without a phone?
- Would you rather be really cold or be really hot?
- Would you rather have an elephant-sized cat or a cat-sized elephant?
- Would you rather jump into a pool of chocolate pudding or a pool of strawberry ice cream?
- Would you rather have french fries or chocolate cake?
- Would you rather have a real triceratops or a robot triceratops? (Both are the same size
- Would you rather read minds or be invisible?
- Would you rather eat your favorite food every day or find 5 dollars under your pillow every morning?
- Would you rather do school work as a group or by yourself?
- Would you rather be ten years older or four years younger?
- Would you rather have a picnic in a park or on the beach?
- Would you rather eat something spicy or bitter?
- Would you rather be the fastest kid at your school or the smartest kid at your school?
- Would you rather be friends with Sebastian the crab or Flounder the fish?
- Would you rather buy 100 one-dollar toys or one 100-dollar toy?
- Would you rather start a colony on another planet or be the leader of a small country on Earth?
- Would you rather have eyes that change color depending on your mood or hair that changes color depending on the temperature?
- Would you rather have a piggy bank that doubles any money you put in it or find ten dollars under your pillow every time you wake up?
- Would you rather live in a place that is always dusty or always humid?
- Would you rather oversleep every day for a week or not get any sleep at all for four days?
- Would you rather ride a very big horse or a very small pony?
- Would you rather be banned from TikTok or banned from YouTube?
- Would you rather dress like a person from 100 years ago or talk like one?
- Would you rather have water that tastes like your favorite drink or vegetables that taste like your favorite dessert?
- Would you rather have pizza or chips?
- Would you rather be a wizard or a superhero?
- Would you rather be able to slide down rainbows or jump on clouds?
- Would you rather jump into a pool of slime or a pool of mud?
- Would you rather go water skiing or snow skiing?
- Would you rather be the King/Queen of another country or be the President of the United States?
- Would you rather ride a camel or ride a horse?
- Would you rather live in a cave or a treehouse?
- Would you rather have pancakes every day for breakfast or pizza every day for dinner?
- Would you rather team up with Wonder Woman or Captain Marvel?
- Would you rather have a tail that can’t grab things or wings that can’t fly?
- Would you rather have to take a bath drenched in honey or a shower sprayed with sticky syrup?
- Would you rather have a cupcake or a piece of cake?
- Would you rather have a pet penguin or a pet Komodo dragon?
- Would you rather have earwax in your nostrils or boogers in your ears?
- Would you rather lick the bottom of your shoe or eat your boogers?
- Would you rather dance in front of 1000 people or sing in front of 1000 people?
- Would you rather have a life-sized robot or a jetpack?
- Would you rather always be dressed up or always wear your pajamas?
- Would you rather wear clown shoes for the rest of your life or a giant red clown nose that people keep squeaking?
- Would you rather someone see all of the pics on your phone or read all of your texts?
- Would you rather be forced to say everything that was on your mind or never speak unless someone spoke to you?
- Would you rather only be able to crawl on all fours or only be able to walk backward?
- Would you rather be able to jump as far as a kangaroo or hold your breath as long as a whale?
- Would you rather be able to see new colors that no other people could see or be able to hear things that no other humans can hear?
- Would you rather be really fast or really strong?
- Would you rather be tall or short?
- Would you rather surf in the ocean with a bunch of sharks or surf with a bunch of jellyfish?
- Would you rather see a fireworks display or a circus performance?
- Would you rather visit every country in the World or be able to play any musical instrument?
- Would you rather drive a race car or fly a helicopter?
- Would you rather have a car that can fly or go underwater?
- Would you rather be really good at skateboarding or really good at any video game you tried?
- Would you rather be a cyborg or a robot?
- Would you rather have an elephant for a teacher or a rhino for a teacher?
- Would you rather have a Wookie or an Ewok for a friend?
- Would you rather never have any homework or be paid 10$ per hour for doing your homework?
- Would you rather have your very own house next to your parent’s house or live with your parents in a house that’s twice the size of the one you live in now?
- Would you rather have a hand twice as big or half as small?
- Would you rather teleport straight into a video game or straight into your favorite TV show?
- Would you rather have an amazing tree house with slides and three rooms or an amazing entertainment system with a huge TV and every game console?
- Would you rather have fur covering your entire body or have feathers covering your body?
- Would you rather have 10 mosquito bites or 1 spider bite?
- Would you rather be super strong or super fast?
- Would you rather find something you lost or get something brand new?
- Would you rather have 10 fingers on each of your hands or 10 toes on each foot?
- Would you rather have a red nose or red eyes?
- Would you rather be the author of a popular book or a musician in a band who released a popular album?
- Would you rather have a very powerful telescope or a very powerful microscope?
- Would you rather be an incredibly fast swimmer or an incredibly fast runner?
- Would you rather drink sour milk or eat rotten eggs?
- Would you rather never have to brush your teeth again or never have to take a bath or shower again?
- Would you rather stay a kid until you turn 80 or instantly turn 40?
- Would you rather have the chance to design a new toy or direct a movie?
- Would you rather be a master at painting or an amazing dancer?
- Would you rather transform into a puppy every time you eat something or turn into a cat every time you drink something?
- Would you rather live somewhere that was always very cold or very hot?
- Would you rather give up eating sweets or give up eating fast food?
- Would you rather be incredibly luck with average intelligence or incredibly smart with average luck?
- Would you rather have a bucket stuck on your head or a cement block stuck on your foot?
- Would you rather have rainbows or flowers shoot out of your eyes?
- Would you rather have 10 mosquito bites or 1 bee sting?
- Would you rather eat pizza each and every breakfast or cereal and milk for every dinner?
- Would you rather eat donuts or candy every day?
- Would you rather be able to change color to camouflage yourself or grow fifteen feet taller and shrink back down whenever you wanted?
- Would you rather go skiing or go to a water park?
- Would you rather control the outcome of any coin flip or be unbeatable at rock, paper, scissors?
- Would you rather be a famous musician or a famous business owner?
- Would you rather have a birthday piñata filled with bugs or rats?
- Would you rather have pooped your pants every time you wake up or pee your pants every day at school?
- Would you rather be able to write faster than anyone or speak faster?
- Would you rather be able to eat any spicy food without a problem or never be bitten by another mosquito?
- Would you rather go to Disney World or Disneyland?
- Would you rather be able to shrink down to the size of an ant any time you wanted to or be able to grow to the size of a two-story building anytime you wanted to?
- Would you rather never eat watermelon ever again or be forced to eat watermelon with every meal?
- Would you rather have to dye your hair ten different colors or cut all of your hair off?
- Would you rather own a mouse or a rat?
- Would you rather be all alone in the desert or in the jungle?
- Would you like to be friends with a friendly ghost or a friendly vampire?
- Would you rather wear shoes that are too big or pants that are too big?
- Would you rather spend the day jumping like a kangaroo or waddling like a penguin?
- Would you rather learn to surf or learn to ride a skateboard?
- Would you rather live without TV or a computer?
- Would you rather live in a cave or a tree house?
- Would you rather have 10 brothers and sisters or no siblings?
- Would you rather have a pet hamster or a pet cat?
- Would you rather have a fairy godmother or a magic lamp?
- Would you rather drink every meal as a smoothie or never be able to eat food that has been cooked?
- Would you rather see a giant ant or a tiny giraffe?
- Would you rather be a falcon or a dolphin?
- Would you rather have to wear a clown wig or a clown nose for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather play inside all day or play outside all day?
- Would you rather be stranded on a desert island or be stranded in the forest?
- Would you rather eat broccoli-flavored ice cream or meat-flavored cookies?
- Would you rather go to the doctor or the dentist?
- Would you rather constantly itch or always have a cough?
- Would you rather get to name a newly discovered tree or a newly discovered spider?
- Would you rather be able to change colors like a chameleon or hold your breath underwater for an hour?
- Would you rather hang out for an hour with 10 puppies or 10 kittens?
- Would you rather fly a kite or ride on a scooter?
- Would you rather live in the North Pole or the South Pole?
- Would you rather be able to meet your favorite book character or meet someone famous from history?
- Would you rather play in a giant mud puddle or a pool?
- Would you rather have detention for a week or have extra math homework for a week?
- Would you rather be locked for a week in a room that’s overly bright or in a room that’s totally dark?
- Would you rather never have to shower again or never have to clip your toenails?
- Would you rather meet your favorite celebrity or be on a TV show?
- Would you rather be an amazing photographer or an amazing writer?
- Would you rather eat a bowl of spaghetti that was just one long noodle or eat ice cream launched from a catapult?
- Would you rather have tiger stripes or porcupine needles?
- Would you rather be able to create a new holiday or create a new sport?
- Would you rather have a llama lick the plate you have to eat from or have a monkey stick their fingers in your food?
- Would you rather have to sleep hanging upside down or sleep in a bed of garbage?
- Would you rather make a snowman or build a sandcastle?
- Would you rather eat a popsicle or a cupcake?
- Would you rather be an actor/actress in a movie or write a movie script that would be made into a movie?
- Would you rather have butterfly wings or a horse tail?
- Would you rather play outdoors or indoors?
- Would you rather sound like a Minion or dress like one?
- Would you rather have 5 brothers or 5 sisters?
- Would you rather it rain glitter or rain confetti?
- Would you rather live on Mars or on Jupiter?
- Would you rather sneeze every 10 minutes or burp every 10 minutes?
- Would you rather have to fight 100 pigeon-sized zebras or one zebra-sized pigeon?
- Would you rather meet your favorite celebrity or be in a movie?
- Would you rather eat a hamburger or a hot dog?
- Would you rather have to wrestle a grizzly bear or a lion?
- Would you rather have a pet dinosaur of your choosing or a dragon the size of a dog?
- Would you rather be able to play the piano or the guitar?
- Would you rather have five good friends or one best friend?
- Would you rather moo like a cow after every sentence or bark like a dog?
- Would you rather only be able to wear your swimsuit for the rest of your life or only be able to wear pants and a winter coat?
- Would you rather live in the desert or on a deserted island?
- Would you rather have lived in the 1870’s or in the 1970’s?
- Would you rather get stitches or have a cavity filled?
- Would you rather be able to do flips and backflips or break dance?
- Would you rather not be allowed to watch T.V. for a year or not be allowed to eat any sweets for a year?
- Would you rather do a book report or a science project for a school assignment?
- Would you rather drink vegetable-flavored juice or eat juice-flavored vegetables?
- Would you rather go to school at Hogwarts or live in Narnia?
- Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?
- Would you rather snore while you’re awake or dream while you’re awake?
- Would you rather be a famous inventor or a famous writer?
- Would you rather live in a house in the forest where there aren’t many people around or live in a city with lots of people around?
- Would you rather have booger-flavored ice cream or ice cream-flavored boogers?
- Would you rather eat an apple or an orange?
- Would you rather never eat cheese again or never drink anything sweet again?
- Would you rather have an opposite day or a backward day?
- Would you rather ride a bike or ride a kick scooter?
- Would you rather be a doctor or a scientist?
- Would you rather spend the whole day in a huge garden or spend the whole day in a large museum?
- Would you rather smell your friend’s feet or have your friend smell your feet?
- Would you rather live without heating in the winter or air conditioning in the summer?
- Would you rather get every Lego set that comes out for free or every new video game system that comes out for free?
- Would you rather meet a superhero or a cartoon character?
- Would you rather have no eyebrows or no eyelashes?
- Would you rather have a green tongue or a black tongue?
- Would you rather sweat honey or always smell like a skunk?
- Would you rather have everything you draw become real or become a superhero of your choice?
- Would you rather have 3 legs or 3 arms?
- Would you rather be able to fly like a bird or swim like a fish?
- Would you rather be one year older or one year younger?
- Would you rather be able to type faster than anyone or speak faster than anyone?
- Would you rather not have a cell phone or not have a computer?
- Would you rather have super speed or super strength?
- Would you rather use giant utensils to eat every meal or tiny ones?
- Would you rather be able to speak any language but not be able to read in any of them or read any language but not be able to speak any of them?
- Would you rather be a police officer or a doctor?
- Would you rather have a house with trampoline floors or a house with aquarium floors?
- Would you rather fly a helicopter or a commercial plane?
- Would you rather get caught farting or picking your nose?
- Would you rather be friends with Superman or Spiderman?
- Would you rather sleep 20 hours per day or two hours per day for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather raid Arian Grande’s closet or Taylor Swift’s closet?
- Would you rather have a special room you could fill with as many bubbles as you want, anytime you want, or have a slide that goes from your roof to the ground?
- Would you rather eat a raw potato or a whole lime?
- Would you rather possess the ability to smell sounds or be able to hear smells?
- Would you rather always have to enter rooms by announcing your name or always have to do cartwheels out?
- Would you rather eat a beetle or get stung by a bee?
- Would you rather go to the movies or go to a waterpark?
- Would you rather have cotton candy hair or popcorn hair?
- Would you rather play in the pool or on the beach?
- Would you rather have a personal life-sized robot or a jetpack?
- Would you rather be a master at drawing or be an amazing singer?
- Would you rather get good grades or be good at sports?
- Would you rather play on swings or play on a slide?
- Would you rather dance or sing?
- Would you rather be a detective or a pilot?
- Would you rather eat cold soup or a hot salad?
- Would you rather have a pet dinosaur or a pet dragon?
- Would you rather be a unicorn or a pegasus?
- Would you rather ride on a rollercoaster or on a water slide?
- Would you rather ride in a hang glider or skydive?
- Would you rather be unable to wash any of your shirts or any of your shorts for an entire year?
- Would you rather have breakfast for every meal or dinner for every meal?
- Would you rather never use social media again or never watch another movie ever again?
- Would you rather be cold or hungry?
- Would you rather eat a dead bug or a live worm?
- Would you rather be able to see things that are very far away, like binoculars, or be able to see things very close up, like a microscope?
- Would you rather go to the beach or go to the zoo?
- Would you rather be invisible or be able to fly?
- Would you rather have to dress up every day or go everywhere in your pajamas?
- Would you rather be a wizard or a superhero?
- Would you rather be able to control fire or water?
- Would you rather eat sweets or chips all day?
- Would you rather eat a worm or a grasshopper?
- Would you rather eat soup with your hands or rice with a toothpick?
- Would you rather have a magic freezer that always has all your favorite ice cream flavors or one that has a different ice cream flavor every time you open the door?
- Would you rather make your dreams come true or make other people’s dreams come true?
- Would you rather eat donuts or candy?
- Would you rather be confined in the saliva or the boogers of a giant?
- Would you rather live in an amusement park or a zoo?
- Would you rather be able to move silently or have an incredibly loud and scary voice?
- Would you rather eat hot dogs with frosting or cupcakes with gravy?
- Would you rather have flowers or vegetables growing out of the top of your head?
- Would you rather stand in ranch dressing up to your knees or swim in BBQ sauce?
- Would you rather it be Christmas every day or it be your birthday every day?
- Would you rather be able to read lips or know sign language?
- Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with 5 monkeys or with 20 people?
- Would you rather have 100 cockroaches in your room or have to eat one cockroach?
- Would you rather live where it is always dark outside or always light outside?
- Would you rather have a personal maid or a personal chef?
- Would you rather have a purple nose or green ears?
- Would you rather have to wear a clown mask or a superhero mask every day for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather eat a mayo sandwich or drink a cheese smoothie?
- Would you trip in front of your crush or trip in front of your entire class?
- Would you rather lick a dirty trash can or the bathroom floor?
- Would you rather visit the international space station for a week or stay in an underwater hotel for a week?
- Would you rather be able to change the color of your hair whenever you want or be able to change the length of your hair whenever you want?
- Would you rather share a room with a dinosaur or with a whale?
- Would you rather be royalty 1,000 years ago or an average person today?
- Would you rather taste the best pizza that has ever existed once but never again or have the 4th best pizza restaurant in the world within delivery distance?
- Would you rather have breakfast on the Eiffel Tower or dinner in a castle?
- Would you rather own an old-timey pirate ship and crew or a private jet with a pilot and infinite fuel?
- Would you rather have one eye in the middle of your head or two noses?
- Would you rather burn your tongue or have a brain freeze?
- Would you rather only be able to celebrate Christmas or only be able to celebrate your birthday?
- Would you rather be able to live 100 years in the past or 100 years in the future?
- Would you rather watch a two-hour movie or watch two hours of shows?
- Would you rather only be able to walk on all fours or only be able to walk sideways like a crab?
- Would you rather drink water that had soap within it or drink water that had mud within it?
- Would you rather eat a whole jar of mayonnaise or drink a cup of hot sauce?
- Would you rather have extremely long hair coming out of your ears or out of your nostrils?
- Would you rather have a new shirt to wear every day or new shoes each day?
- Would you rather be really good at math or really good at sports?
- Would you rather have Cheeto grime all over your fingers or all over your toes?
- Would you rather have eyeballs made out of jello or a nose made out of fruit loops?
- Would you rather be able to stop time or go back in time?
- Would you rather have a pink house or a purple house?
- Would you rather ride in a hang glider or ride in a helicopter?
- Would you rather go to the doctor or the dentist?
- Would you rather forever have a string of snot hanging out of your nostril or always sneeze out a booger?
- Would you rather walk barefoot through horse poop or through poison ivy?
- Would you rather be able to talk to animals or read people’s minds?
- Would you rather everything in your house be one color or every single wall and door be a different color?
- Would you rather float every time you tried to jump or jump every time you tried to walk?
- Would you rather only be able to drink apple juice or milk for every meal of the day?
- Would you rather meet Santa or the Easter Bunny?
- Would you rather have an unlimited amount of chips or candy?
- Would you rather Facetime with Charli D’Amelio or JoJo Siwa?
- Would you rather never have to sleep or never have to eat?
- Would you rather play in the snow in the mountains or in the sand at the beach?
- Would you rather cuddle a crocodile or kiss a snapping turtle?
- Would you rather sweat every single time you went outside or only take a shower once per month?
- Would you rather be trapped in a room with a friendly tiger or with 10 bumblebees?
- Would you rather be able to remember everything you’ve ever seen or heard or be able to perfectly imitate any voice you heard?
- Would you rather possess the power to never get sick for the entirety of your life or to never get injured?
- Would you rather be incredibly funny or incredibly smart?
- Would you rather live in a base under the ocean or a floating base in the sky?
- Would you rather be able to control the length of your hair with your mind or be able to control the length of your fingernails with your mind? (Hair and nails grow/shrink about 1 inch in 10 seconds
- Would you rather have tiny feet and huge hands or huge feet and tiny hands?
- Would you rather have an extra finger or an extra toe?
- Would you rather have gum stuck in your hair or inside of both of your shoes?
- Would you rather eat a bowl of spaghetti noodles without sauce or a bowl of spaghetti sauce without noodles?
- Would you rather have a new cool shirt in your closet every morning or a new pair of shoes once a week?
- Would you rather eat a dead spider or a live worm?
- Would you rather be able to watch any movies you want a week before they are released or always know what will be trendy before it becomes a trend?
- Would you rather have a bubble gun that shoots giant 5-foot bubbles or a bathtub-sized pile of Legos?
- Would you rather own a hot air balloon or an airboat?
- Would you rather look like a skunk or smell like a skunk?
- Would you rather have a pet dragon or a pet unicorn?
- Would you rather eat s’mores or cupcakes?
- Would you rather have your own Disney show or Nickelodeon show?
- Would you rather be an art teacher or a physical education teacher?
- Would you rather become five years older or two years younger?
- Would you rather live on the Moon or live on Mars?
- Would you rather be able to eat pancakes as much as you want without it hurting your health or be able to eat as much bacon as you want without it hurting your health?
- Would you rather eat chicken nuggets from McDonald’s or from Wendy’s?
- Would you rather go snorkeling on a reef or camping by a lake?
- Would you rather be bulletproof or be able to survive falls from any height?
- Would you rather have a magic carpet that flies or your own personal robot?
- Would you rather kiss a frog or hug a snake?
- Would you rather wear your underwear on the outside of your pants or the same underwear for a week straight?
- Would you rather have a butterfly’s wings or a fairy’s wings?
- Would you rather have a full suit of armor or a horse?
- Would you rather never have to take a bath/shower but still always smell nice or never have to get another shot but still be healthy?
- Would you rather have a magic carpet that flies or a see-through submarine?
- Would you rather do a book report or a science project?
- Would you rather read a book or read a magazine?
- Would you rather only ever wear dresses or only ever wear skirts?
- Would you rather be unable to control how fast you talk or unable to control how loud you talk?
- Would you rather have a pool or a trampoline?
- Would you rather discover a hidden treasure or discover a living dinosaur?
- Would you rather brush your teeth with soap or drink sour milk?
- Would you rather be the most famous actor or famous singer?
- Would you rather own a restaurant or be a chef?
- Would you rather live in the sky or under the sea?
- Would you rather only use pens or pencils for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather kiss a slug or a toad?
- Would you rather eat only candy or donuts for 5 years?
- Would you rather have a long summer break or a long Christmas break?
- Would you rather play video games or sports all weekend?
- Would you rather pet an animal, or have it pet you?
- Would you rather be a dragon or a princess?
- Would you rather swim with an alligator or a shark?
- Would you rather have blue or green hair?
- Would you rather sleep with a mouse or a rat in your bed?
- Would you rather have super strong hands or super strong feet?
- Would you rather never have to eat again, or never have to sleep again?
- Would you rather live in a tree house or a cave?
- Would you rather have three arms or three legs?
- Would you rather burp glitter or fart confetti?
- Would you rather live in outer space or underwater?
- Would you rather it was summer or winter all year round?
- Would you rather turn into a dog or a cat for a month?
- Would you rather smell like farts or skunks?
- Would you rather be able to sleep standing up, or walk lying down?
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